TMS First Date with Renee Gordon

If you were required to change your name today, what would you change it to?

Stephanie Star


Where did you go and what did you do the first time you skipped school?

I went to the local hangout, a restaurant filled with other miscreants.


Imagine someone is annoying you on the phone. What do you say to get them off the line?

Oh……….alright………….I’ll talk to you later. (This must be said as if they said they were hanging up. It works.)


What type of filter did you apply to your social media profile photo?



Describe your most unusual phobia?

I am deathly afraid of larger than life-sized statues. I get really nauseous if they are dressing togas and yes this includes the Statue of Liberty.


What’s the most unique rumor that you’ve heard about yourself?

When I heard that I was a lesbian.


If your friends had to compare you to a character from Golden Girls or Steel Magnolias, or a personality from RuPaul’s Drag Race, who would you be and why?

Bea Arthur because she is sarcastic, intelligent and kind.


If a used car salesman were to describe to you what would they say? Sell us yourself in auto terminology.

This used car is a great bargain. She has a few dents obtained from taking the high road and the road less taken. Her bland exterior belies the wildly colored interior with a gold-colored console. She is very reliable and runs quietly. Oh……..don’t kick the tires she will roll over your feet.


What’s your fondest TMS memory?

I remember the wonderful warmth with which I am greeted by the TMS family each time I arrive.

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